Since life is so full of a number of things, here are the greatest hits from recent student papers, to amuse you while I beat the To-Do List into submission.
In Paris he must avoid the evils of Satin. -- B.T.
Men fanaticized about women and their seductive qualities. -- H.S.
You would normally see chickens in a cage or a large coupe. -- K.C.
Merlin was originally referred to as Myrddin, an insane profit. -- D.N.
Former marshall William Cane was finishing up his vowels with his new wife. -- O.M.
On the first day the lord easily triumphs, slaughtering countless dears. -- T. S.
She is also cleansing herself of her inability to bare children. -- K. W.
They decided to call in a therapist to alkalize the kids. - E. B.
A solitary soldier crouched in a rice patty. -- E. K.
[of gambling]: In the first scene, he gambols with the bartender. -- J. W.
He wanted to put his swamp on her. -- D. B.
Department of Mixed Metaphors:
Not only did he smoke, he smoked like a fish. -- B. T.
And I can't claim this one, but a colleague has cherished it for years:
He propositioned her, but she reclined to answer.
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